#Sticky Fans

#What Sticky Fans Get

  1. Super 70min Compilations (as 7 Minutes of Heaven is too damn short)
  2. Private Download Links with Original Quality (not bitrate nuked by video hosts)
  3. Timestamped Videos/Setlists that include: stars, movie/scene, or both
  4. Upscale/Remastered Versions

#How to Become A Sticky Fans

In short, money. While we’ve put in a shitload of work to make things easier for our compilation artisans, asking them to also handle upscaling, remastering, timestamping, and sourcing links on top of real-life kerfuffles is far too onerous. Hence, the need to stimulate the economy through part-time porn employment.

This is still just an idea, but if there’s demand or a single whale is keen on supporting the arts, we’ll set sail. Tentatively, a very sticky initial discount of $10/year, followed by $25/year or $5/month thereafter.

we'll only send you one email; no newsletters or shit

#Employment

Are you a college student, a starving artist, or just looking for extra cash? Are you 18 or older? If so, this is the job for you!

Must        : A hi-speed-interwebz connection
Ideal       : A passion for the arts & VapourSynth/upscaling experience
NonEssential: Prv employment, references, or formal letters of recommendation
Apply       : Via electronic mail [email protected]